Lexi Maxxwell Writes Smart, Unapologetic Erotica (Smut For Smart People).

With a 4.9 out of 5-Star average on Amazon, Lexi's readers are in love for a reason.

Picockio

Lying Never Felt SO GOOD

Who hasn’t laughed at the emperor as he strutted naked in his “new clothes,” longed for dry land along with the curious mermaid, or felt Cinderella’s desperation to escape her wicked stepsisters and dance with the prince at the ball?

Fairy tales enchant us. But it’s 2013, and we should all know by now that they’re much, much better with dicks and pussies.

Reader pleasing erotica writer Lexi Maxxwell has taken the classic fairy tale to sticky new depths that erotica lovers like you are sure to thoroughly enjoy. With a blend of smart humor, genuine heart, and — of course — giant raging hard-ons, their “filthy fairy tales” are like nothing you’ve read.

The story of Picockio is so ridiculously awesome, it’s amazing that no one ever thought of it before. With a premise of something that grows larger and larger along with the lies it was really only a matter of time before someone wrote a story with a line like, “That’s right, Picockio, just like that!! Keep lying to me!!” Lexi Maxxwell is thrilled it was her. No lie: This story will scratch every itch in your pants. The tale starts when Giganto, a rather stereotypical Italian inventor, finishes creating his best life’s work — a sexbot to end all sexbots — and wishes upon a blue star (The Smoking Hot Fairy) for his sexbot to turn into a real man. Picockio is lured through many temptations, the most exciting taking him to Orgasm Island, where our wooden dicked hero gets fucked sucked and fondled until he learns the most important lesson a “real man” can ever learn: It’s always MOST important to please your woman.

Lexi Readers LOVE Picockio! Here’s What They’re Saying:

“I had a great time reading Picockio. It’s hilarious, hot and sweet, all at the same time. I enjoyed reading about Picockio’s journey to become a real man (there’s a real lesson there!), loved the appearances of some other fairy tale characters, and the puns, oh, the puns! They guarantee quite a few laugh out loud moments, along with other very well thought scenes that I don’t wanna spoil for future readers!”

“Perhaps puberty would have come even earlier if Maxxwell and Gray had been around back in the day. This Filthy Fairy Tale could not have been read to put anyone to sleep. This telling of the story using descriptions from erotica is just a XXX rated exaggeration of the same story we learned as children. It even contains the same lesson for always telling the truth our parents used. Maybe even a few more “lessons” than were contained in the original tale. While most people typically frown at a pun; the reader will find that frown turned to a smile or giggle sprinkled throughout the story.”

—Amazon Reviewers