Lexi Maxxwell Writes Smart, Unapologetic Erotica (Smut For Smart People).

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Snow White and the 7 Kinky Dwarves

So Innocent, She’s Downright Dirty

Who hasn’t laughed at the emperor as he strutted naked in his “new clothes,” longed for dry land along with the curious mermaid, or felt Cinderella’s desperation to escape her wicked stepsisters and dance with the prince at the ball?

Fairy tales enchant us. But it’s 2013, and we should all know by now that they’re much, much better with dicks and pussies.

Reader pleasing erotica writer Lexi Maxxwell has taken the classic fairy tale to sticky new depths that erotica lovers like you are sure to thoroughly enjoy. With a blend of smart humor, genuine heart, and — of course — giant raging hard-ons, her “filthy fairy tales” are like nothing you’ve read.

This Snow White is a lot like the original, except everyone in this version is a giant pervert and every chapter has a ton of cum. This story has a wicked queen, but she’s an even bigger cunt than in previous tellings. As in the original, she’s super jealous because she’s no longer the fairest in the land, but this time she finds out from a magic mirror who has been watching Snow White shining her diamond — though not until she turned 18, of course. After getting the huntsman to rub her out (insert your own joke) Snow White must escape through the forest. Because the story is well-paced, the princess doesn’t spend too long in the forest and quickly ends up with the dwarves. These are kinky dwarves and not regular dwarves, so there’s a ton of nasty shit ensuing inside that cottage. I don’t want to ruin the story for you, but things do get sticky fast. There’s magic and stuff, but since you’re a grownup who deserves a better breed of fairy tale, there’s nothing stupid like “true love’s first kiss,” although “true lust’s giant cock” does make an appearance.

Lexi Readers Snow White! Here’s What They’re Saying:

“Snow White is Garden-of-Eden perfect in both mind and body; untouched by Original Sin and wholly unspoiled by the moralistic brainwashing that robs the rest of us of our true sexuality. Sure she is constantly teasing us with her innocent beauty and voracious sexual appetite, it’s what drives the story, but she is also reminding us that random sex with kinky strangers can be a beautiful thing if done with a pure heart. There’s just the right amount of fairy tale danger and suspense (which means that things don’t get boring between the juicy parts), a terrific supporting cast (I liked the Queen), and plenty of snarky dialogue. Within the genre of filthy fairy tales, I’d say it’s pretty darn good.”

“From beginning to end this book will make you laugh, keep your interest and make you twitch. Starts out hot and stays that way all through the book and the kinky dwarves were fabulous. The twists are great and very entertaining!!”

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