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The Slutty Little Mermaid
What if Your Pussy Was New? 

Who hasn’t laughed at the emperor as he strutted naked in his “new clothes,” longed for dry land along with the curious mermaid, or felt Cinderella’s desperation to escape her wicked stepsisters and dance with the prince at the ball? 

Fairy tales enchant us. But it’s 2013, and we should all know by now that they’re much, much better with dicks and pussies.

Reader pleasing erotica writer Lexi Maxxwell has taken the classic fairy tale to sticky new depths that erotica lovers like you are sure to thoroughly enjoy. With a blend of smart humor, genuine heart, and — of course — giant raging hard-ons, their “filthy fairy tales” are like nothing you’ve read.

The Slutty Little Mermaid is so loosely based on Hans Christian Andersen’s tale, that the only thing it really has in common with the original is that this story also has a mermaid, and the original mermaid, like our Bianca, probably also wanted a pussy, though Hans was way too uptight to write about that since it was like 300 years before E.L. James wrote 50 Shades. In this filthy version of the classic story, the mermaid Bianca is sick and tired of living under her father, King Piston’s iron fist, and curious about the filthy shit she sees happening with the humans on the orgy boats that sail the seas above her kingdom. The mermaid’s father, being sort of a cock, prevents Bianca from watching what the humans are doing, as well as partaking in any way.

Because she’s like every other girl who ever lived (mermaid or not), this only makes Bianca long harder for her pussy. The Slutty Little Mermaid proves that grownup fairytales are better when their full of blow jobs, ass sex, orgies, swapping, and pretty much anything else your depraved mind might think of.

Lexi Readers The Slutty Little Mermaid!

“The Slutty Little Mermaid was a very funny and sexy take on the old story. Very different than what the Disney story was,(that was for the children!). I like when Bianca made the deal and ended up on the beach and what came after that was hilarious!! The story was fast moving and kept me smiling the whole time I was reading it! I can’t wait to read the rest of the other Fairy Tales!”

“What happens when you take an every day beautiful, young Mermaid and add sexual curiosity. Lexi and KR Gray take you into the realm of merpeople who live their lives without the parts necessary to have everyday, awesome, raw sex… they live their lives fertilizing eggs and what’s sexy about that. Princess Bianca, daughter of the King of the merpeople wants to know more and after she watches humans have a fabulous sex orgy on a yacht she wants answers… and what she finds will make you twitch and want more with each page. The story is cute, sexy, erotic, loving and hotttt… And how can you combine all that… Read… The Slutty Little Mermaid. Thanks Guys… Great read!!”

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